Its wintertime in a small town called witten, etlam and sirob are walking through the woods to talk about black metal, suicide, manic depressions and of course how to penetrate each other....
Sirob really loves to smoke, he could die for it(probably one day he will), so they stop to inhalate a lungfull of smoke. etlam is just happy, cos he saw a raven eating a rabbit. the rabbit was still alive
but whats that, the fucking lighter don´t work. sirob could kill a virgin, but etlam got a plan.
"give me a try" he said and with a lot of black magic and his superquick fingers, it works. sirob can´t believe his eyes. etlam is a black wizard. with a great fingertechnic. sirob got wet and shizz in his pants.
so both of them are happy. Etlam looks like he knew from the start, that he can do it. "etlam, you are a real master in making fire." "Yeah i know, bitch, lets go home and fuck each others brains out!" "Lets do it boy!"
so they went home...good bye winter....see you in a few months
